[LISA] No Ka Oi (morning_stand) wrote in hormoneexpress,
[LISA] No Ka Oi
morning_stand
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captlawnmower [8:45 PM]: hola
LisaSch1987 [8:45 PM]: Hey hot stuff
LisaSch1987 [8:45 PM]: sorry, I've been DYING to say that
captlawnmower [8:45 PM]: hehe
captlawnmower [8:45 PM]: I've been DYING to hear it
captlawnmower [8:45 PM]: well... not really
LisaSch1987 [8:46 PM]: LOL ok
captlawnmower [8:46 PM]: but, hey, I aint got a problem with it
LisaSch1987 [8:47 PM]: goodie
captlawnmower [8:47 PM]: beastie boys
captlawnmower [8:47 PM]: good music
captlawnmower [8:48 PM]: sorry, I just do that when I listen to music
LisaSch1987 [8:48 PM]: I'm listening to the Beatles
captlawnmower [8:48 PM]: When Fiona Apple comes on I'll be like, God, fiona apple rules
captlawnmower [8:48 PM]: and same when, like, uh, Rhapsody
captlawnmower [8:48 PM]: or BFF
captlawnmower [8:48 PM]: or really anything that doesnt suck
LisaSch1987 [8:48 PM]: yups
captlawnmower [8:49 PM]: your letters got smaller
LisaSch1987 [8:49 PM]: yes they did, they just seemed so big compared to yours
captlawnmower [8:50 PM]: UH....HUH
captlawnmower [8:50 PM]: I LIKE TO DO THIS FROM TIME TO TIME, I SHRINK THE LETTERS DOWN AND PUT ON capslock
LisaSch1987 [8:51 PM]: hehe ok
captlawnmower [8:51 PM]: so, what'd you do today?
LisaSch1987 [8:51 PM]: sat here. all day.
LisaSch1987 [8:52 PM]: I waited for you earlier, then I played RCT, then I washed the dishes, now I'm back
captlawnmower [8:52 PM]: rct?
LisaSch1987 [8:53 PM]: roller coaster tycoon
captlawnmower [8:53 PM]: oh
captlawnmower [8:53 PM]: I went to the weightroom at 9:00
LisaSch1987 [8:53 PM]: you always go to the weightroom
captlawnmower [8:53 PM]: then I went home and sat and showered after I was able to move again
captlawnmower [8:53 PM]: this was the first time I went to the weightroom since, like, september
captlawnmower [8:54 PM]: so I was sore as hell when I got out
LisaSch1987 [8:54 PM]: oh. Well then the LJ thingy I read must've been after that then
captlawnmower [8:55 PM]: yeah
captlawnmower [8:55 PM]: and I can only imagine your thoughts on my bubblebath reference
LisaSch1987 [8:56 PM]: oh man you shouldv'e seen me... I was dying....
captlawnmower [8:57 PM]: do we need to tie your hands down?
LisaSch1987 [8:57 PM]: quite possibly
captlawnmower [8:58 PM]: you ARE wearing pants...right?
LisaSch1987 [8:58 PM]: overalls
LisaSch1987 [8:58 PM]: shorts
captlawnmower [8:58 PM]: that should slow you down a bit
captlawnmower [8:58 PM]: so we can get the tranquilizers
LisaSch1987 [8:59 PM]: nah, I don't think those are necessary
LisaSch1987 [9:01 PM]: I'll BRB
captlawnmower [9:02 PM]: kl
Auto response from LisaSch1987 [9:02 PM]: Hi....I am away from the keyboard .... but don't worry... I know you'll miss me too much so I'll be right back.. ok bye.
captlawnmower [9:03 PM]: oh yeah, I'll miss you worshiping the ground I walk on... Like I REALLY need that, chsh......*sniffle*
captlawnmower [9:15 PM]: back yet?
LisaSch1987 [9:15 PM]: back
LisaSch1987 [9:15 PM]: yes
captlawnmower [9:15 PM]: yay, wb
LisaSch1987 [9:16 PM]: yeah you know you missed me
LisaSch1987 [9:17 PM]: I had to clean the hamster cage too, thats why I was gone
captlawnmower [9:18 PM]: oh...yeah, i so missed you *cough*
LisaSch1987 [9:18 PM]: good to know.
LisaSch1987 [9:18 PM]: but you know you didn't so give it up
captlawnmower [9:19 PM]: no really, I felt sad without anyone kissing my ass and inching ever closer to me in hopes of getting in my pants
LisaSch1987 [9:19 PM]: aww really
LisaSch1987 [9:23 PM]: have you seen my new Lj icon
captlawnmower [9:23 PM]: yeah, i just looked at it
captlawnmower [9:23 PM]: might that picture be directed at me?
LisaSch1987 [9:23 PM]: possibly
LisaSch1987 [9:23 PM]: it's kind of to you and it's an inside joke too
captlawnmower [9:23 PM]: or are you talking to 15 other sexy men
LisaSch1987 [9:24 PM]: no, just you
LisaSch1987 [9:24 PM]: are you aware that I'm older than you
captlawnmower [9:24 PM]: meh
captlawnmower [9:24 PM]: makes no real difference
LisaSch1987 [9:24 PM]: I know
LisaSch1987 [9:24 PM]: not by much though
LisaSch1987 [9:25 PM]: 8 months...
captlawnmower [9:25 PM]: you're still not likely to get in here *points at his pants*
LisaSch1987 [9:25 PM]: :-D
captlawnmower [9:25 PM]: cmon, jump at it, lets see if you make it in
captlawnmower [9:25 PM]: hehe
LisaSch1987 [9:25 PM]: no, I'm not dressed for the occasion ;-)
captlawnmower [9:26 PM]: so youre weaing clothes then
LisaSch1987 [9:26 PM]: I always wear clothes
LisaSch1987 [9:27 PM]: except for right now, i'm going to change real quick cause i'm gettin sleeeepy
captlawnmower [9:27 PM]: i sleep in clothes, I'm just too lazy to change...
captlawnmower [9:27 PM]: It really makes no difference to me.
captlawnmower [9:28 PM]: plus I'm always ready to jump and run from the feds need the situation arise
LisaSch1987 [9:28 PM]: good point
LisaSch1987 [9:29 PM]: oh, I'm back BTW
captlawnmower [9:29 PM]: ah
captlawnmower [9:29 PM]: I never would've guessed
LisaSch1987 [9:29 PM]: I'm still wearing clothes
LisaSch1987 [9:30 PM]: no one ever does []
LisaSch1987 [9:32 PM]: you know, my picture was originally supposed to wink but i don't know how to save it to where it does that
captlawnmower [9:32 PM]: ...neither do I
captlawnmower [9:32 PM]: or I would make the unabomber smile
LisaSch1987 [9:33 PM]: <--blonde and confused by the last statement
captlawnmower [9:33 PM]: my picture, the unabomber
captlawnmower [9:33 PM]: nevermind
LisaSch1987 [9:34 PM]: ohhhhhh.. I get it.
captlawnmower [9:34 PM]: why does every blonde do that?
LisaSch1987 [9:34 PM]: cause we're BLONDE
captlawnmower [9:34 PM]: once you say, okay nevermind, they're always like "ohhhhh I get it now"
LisaSch1987 [9:34 PM]: actually, I'm not naturally blonde so I'm not really that stupid, just partially
captlawnmower [9:35 PM]: that dye will then seep into your brain
LisaSch1987 [9:36 PM]: no my roots are growing, so the damage is done until next time
captlawnmower [9:36 PM]: I havent seen you with your blonde hair
LisaSch1987 [9:37 PM]: well then when my dad takes the pic of me and my brothers I'll ask him to put it on a disk and I'll email it to you
captlawnmower [9:37 PM]: mkay...
LisaSch1987 [9:39 PM]: why do you have tobe so hot to me and to no one else?
captlawnmower [9:39 PM]: ummm
captlawnmower [9:39 PM]: I... dont... know
LisaSch1987 [9:39 PM]: hah
captlawnmower [9:39 PM]: maybe we were meant to...ummm... naw, not likely
LisaSch1987 [9:39 PM]: hey that's not a good thing for my self esteem


Such a tease.... and I'll probably never get him. Why does THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! Meh. i hate men. Boys, in this case. Blah.

Diet coke is good in these occasions.
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